History of the [getalonggang]

There are many variations on where we first started… Some may say the bar, some may say the first time myself (alCHy), Durty Bonney, D-Block and Shalackma had out first fist fights with each other; but I say it dates further back than any of those times. One day, way back D-Block, Durty, Shalackma, HamSandwhich and I were drinking (among other things) at Shalackma’s house and we all decided to get on the trampoline. Now if you can imagine 5 full grown guys jumping away on a trampoline there wouldn’t be much room to move about, and there wasn’t. Fun jumping quickly turned into pushing each other around which turned into knocking each other down and jumping on them, which then turned into jump kicking each other and escalated into jumping, kicking and punching each other with the sole intention of knocking one another off the trampoline and inflicting bodily pain. We dubbed this ‘DEATH SPORT’.

Now Death Sport went on for the next couple of years with no major injuries (which in all cases is a fucking miracle). Growing tired of this, a couple of us (D-Block, alCHy, Shalackma and Durty) were drinking at D-Blocks with some ladies and were getting a little restless. So we came up with the idea of play fighting… Now with our history of taking things too far, D-Block, Shalackma and I headed outside for some good old 3 person beatfest on each other (Durty Bonney didn’t want any part of this, who knows why?!). So after knocking each other around for the next little bit we decided to take it a little more cautious and do just one on ones. Now D-Block and Shalackma wanted to go head to head which left me with no one to beat. This is where Durty decided to make his debut; I wonder why? I was quite a bit smaller back then so I guess he felt like he could do this with ease. Both fights where awesome… I must say Durty did kick my ass tho, but D-Block and Shalackma went toe to toe for a lil until D-Block realized that he couldn’t box with Shalackma so he charged and quickly choked Shalackma out. With all this over and done with there has always been a fairly big rivalry between myself and Durty, beating the absolute shit out of each other whenever possible over anything we can find (we’ll leave those stories for another post).

Now before I go on let me just let you in on how our little group works. NO ONE is safe from any sort of abuse… be it physical or emotional, we will make fun of each other on the most sensitive of issues. It is really quite mean and rude but none the less hilarious. One more time… NO ONE IS SAFE, not even your mother.

So back to the matter… With the new found confidence (hAHHAhh) we decided to start treating everyone like we treat ourselves. Now, when you are that rude/mean/obnoxious to people you have to be able to back it up physically, which we were able to do. So one day while drinking at a bar we were all talking about how we are really big assholes to everyone; then somewhere through the drunken rambling Durty (I believe) spewed out ‘Yea we are the fucking Get Along Gang!’. Now for any of you who actually know who the REAL Get Along Gang is, we are the polar opposite, and that is where the hilarity lies.

Now there is much more to the GetAlongGang than just all of this… but it is a good start. So remember Us > you. The End.